WWJD Cora: Did you see that?! He just cut me off!!
Madea: Yeah I saw it and what you gone' do?!
Cora: Well imma WWJD!!
Madea: Cora! Jesus did not HAVE no car! I didn't raise no punk you better go after that fool!


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“What the hell is brownies for my brownie? You tryna say I’m black or somethin?”
– Madea (Madea Goes to Jail, the movie)

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“I ain’t gonna let her take my virgintity!!”
– Madea (Madea Goes to Jail, the Movie)

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A Nacho! Madea: You so smart huh? You don't know nothin! What you know? What's a nacho?
Server: Uh...nachos are chips...they come with cheese-
Madea: Nope! A nacho is when you see a fine man walking through the mall with another woman that's something that's NA CHOS!!!


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“I ain’t gunna help you because the bible say…in 2nd Larinthia…4200 verse.‎… If you teach a man to fish……then the man who sell boats gone’ be real happy, itll be a blessin to him!”
– Madea (Madea goes to Jail, the play)

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“Say one more thing. I don’t hear you. You’re quiet, can I buy a vowel?”
– Madea’s Big Happy Family

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Versace Madea: Ooh is that Versace?
Cora: You know I do the best I can!
Madea: Nah that's a Vienna sausage quit lying!


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“Oh Lord…it’s the country pimp.”
– Madea (Madea Goes to Jail, the play)

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